Good Thing All The Denny's are Closed Around Here

Jack is sure glad that all of the Denny's around here are closed. I couldn't eat there again after reading this story.

Since it's a Yahoo News Article, it will disappear, so here's an excerpt:

A former night-shift cook at a Denny's Restaurant in Illinois is in hot water after allegedly getting creative in the kitchen.

Anthony Lindhorst, of Waterloo, is charged with five counts of aggravated battery for allegedly lacing brownies with marijuana and mixing his semen into the restaurant's sauce.