James Can Relate To This One
There was this guy who used to get arrested regularly around here, and he had the misfortune of having a smiley face in the center of one of his fingerprints. Wasn't even necessary to check his prints against the database, everyone knew who he was as soon as the prints were taken, yet he still tried to lie about who he was.
Oh well, criminals who try to change their identities aren't rocket scientists...
But a few of them might be hackers.