Wow, I Found My Champions Stats
Champions is a role-playing game (Dungeons & Dragons is probably the most famous) where the participants create and play Super-Hero type characters.
You know: the Flash, Spiderman, Superman, Batman - those types of guys.
Seems that someone made up the Champions' Stats for Jack Burton. Even if you don't understand most of the article, it makes for an interesting read.
Check it out.